Turdhaps

Used as an alternative to 'perhaps.' Can also suggest that turd happens.

"Are you going to the party tonight?"

"Turdhaps."

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ass laundry

The turning on of one's washing machine in order to sit on it.

Tig Notaro has done plenty of ass laundry. She created ass laundry.

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