Brother Dan

My crazy new brother who sits next to me in Graphic Design. There used to be another Dan there, but he turned into a kid named Josh. Therefore, I told Josh that his new name is Dan and he said he could be my brother. Alex is my father in-law because I married his daughter and we have a son named Billy.

Brother Dan's computer is going to self-destruct in less than four minutes unless he gets back from that presentation downstairs!

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blonde

a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.

oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith

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oh my hottness

what i said when i saw JP Gwaltney for the first time. I meant to say "oh my goodness" but said "oh my hottness"

Lauren: hey theres jp
me: where?
Lauren: over there
me: oh my hottness! oh my freaking hottness!
lauren: huh?
me: nevermind

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occward

1.) Beyond normal "awkward", SO awkward it's painful, and often causes aneurysms.

2.) Ted

"And she was like 'My mom's dead...' and it was so awkward. No, not awkward. Occward."

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R.S.B.P.

Red Shirt Black Pants-refers to the "special" kids who stay in groups and all wear the same outfit so they don't get lost

You are such an RSBP!

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dumpster fucked

screwed over, had sex with the fat girl or the butta,the fat girl got you in bed.

Dude i think i got dumpster fucked last night.

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what had happened was

explination of dire circumstances; to really get your point across

Sharon:You hooked up with him?
Lani:See, what happened was...

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