Student

Slave!!! should be paid for labour!

MOM: how was your day at school?
Student:...
MOM: Hello? OMG HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!

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reality

something that exists independently of ideas concerning it

No matter how many times you say the wall isn't real, you still can't walk through it

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reality

an idea; something that is here for eternity, not just for a short time

The cup isn't real, the IDEA of the cup is real.

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Skitzoshady

weird, sketchy, skitzo, shady

Joe is so skitzoshady because he watches young woman in the corner of a dark room while playing with himself.

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Friend-Sex-Lationship

Good friends who love each other and have amazing sex together.

Jimmy and Sarah are good friends and sexaholics who can please each other better than anyone else can.

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The Expendables

Geoff Weers, Adam Patterson, Raul Bianchi, and Ryan DeMars.
4 extremely hot guys that play awesome music. From Santa Cruz, CA.

Listen to The Expendables... because they fucken rock!
Visit: www.theexpendables.net
Geoff Weers is hot, and he is from The Expendables.

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pilando

I person who does Percussion, Color Guard, and Band. Or has done all three. Pi, from Pit, la from Flagget, and ando from Bando

That Ashley is a pilando, she does everything!