south africa

south africa - the best country ever! so so so nice and hot! gorgeous beaches, hot sun, sexy lads what more can you ask for! the best time to go is winter time in england - summer time in south africa. still nice and hot in april but starts gettting colder around end of may until about middle of september. temperatures don't go lower than 10degrees in pretoria nt much lower than that in durban. cape town is the coldest at that time. a really nice place to go is sun city in pilanesburg.

absolutely beautiful country, does have a few minor bad points. but overall wicked. nicest places to go are durban, sun city, cape town, pilanesburg safari, mpumalanga, noth western province. good word to use over there is - lekker -

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oral roberts

When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.

In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.

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AML

All my love.
- used in text and chat speak.

(at the end of a card)

AML, sarah xxx

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spongebob squarepants

A yellow sponge who's live under the sea in a pineapple. Works at the Krusty krab. Likes jelly fishing, and he cant drive.

Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready.....

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ginge minge

a vagina surrounded by ginger pubes, just like emmas.

me: shut up emma, ginge minge. at least my minge isn't ginge. ginge minge!
emma: i know, i'm sorry.

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lockdown

already taken care of

"I already took the trash out, its on lockdown"

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Shat

past tense of shit

I shat on your head yesterday

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