spongebob squarepants

A yellow sponge who's live under the sea in a pineapple. Works at the Krusty krab. Likes jelly fishing, and he cant drive.

Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready.....

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ginge minge

a vagina surrounded by ginger pubes, just like emmas.

me: shut up emma, ginge minge. at least my minge isn't ginge. ginge minge!
emma: i know, i'm sorry.

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lockdown

already taken care of

"I already took the trash out, its on lockdown"

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Shat

past tense of shit

I shat on your head yesterday

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Uber-

Prefix: the epitome of; usually used in a negative connotation

He's a Trekkie. What an ubernerd.

Cubism is ubercrap.

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Chanse

The greatest guy in the world. But he's mine! (Sarah's)

I love Chanse

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hoobastank

someone who is so smart and have depth that their ideas and emotions will continue for infinity hence the infinity sign in hoobastank's name.
Even if you think they stank. But you just dont understand their depth.

you know that dude you all made fun of back in the day? ya well now he's a genius. if only you would have appreciated the hoobastank maybe he could have tutored you. now he's a sucessful inventor.

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