tickle itching

The moment when you’re itchy and ask some one to scratch you (your back) and they touch you like fairy floss touching the wind and it tickles your itch only to make it worse

Scratch my back?!! Harder! Why are you tickling me??? You're tickle itching me…..

Slipslits

The act of two females rubbing their vaginas together in a scissor motion to form a unique slippery bond.

"Wanna rub slits and slipslits?"

cheekpuff

When lesbians engage in a 69 sitiation and the other farts in one's mouth causing a sudden cheek expansion.

"Omg, did you just fart in my mouth? Your fart was so big my cheeks looked like I was a member of the hubba bubba club."

"Yes dear it's the latest sex move the cheekpuff "

stupid sarah

When you do something wrong that is obviously something you should know how to do right..

Cooking a meal for someone with a peanut allergy...

Allergic man: "Hey what flavour chicken is that?"
Cook: "Satay."
Allergic man: "stupid Sarah"

TRY-SARAH-TOPS

When Sarah tried too hard to be cool. Try-Sarah-Tops, much like the ancient dinosaur it's something you wish to never meet in this lifetime however, like the "dinosour," every now and then we have to endure Sarah like a long boring documentary, sleeping your way though the whole interaction.

Try-Sarah-Tops: Tried way too hard.

Everyone else: ZzZzZz

Try-Sarah-Tops

When your name is Sarah, and you think you are TOP shit, and ring in on a conversation only to TRY too hard and make it awkward, in turn, making everyone else feel awkward which leads to an awkward silence. Sarah has no arms and then tries to tell a joke to regain her cool friend status.

Group: "Oh how was work today?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Yellow."
Group: "uuurgh."
Group: Silence

Try-Sarah-Tops: "knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Not Sarah."
Group: More silence

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