Eyetwitch

1. n. Spasm of the muscles around the eye associated with nervous disorders.
2. adj. Word used to describe something that is suggestive or disturbing.
3. Exclamatory word to say in the middle of any awkward silence.

(Adjective use) Ew...A chocolate-covered squirrel-eating fat man wearing a speedo... That's so eyetwitch.

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lovechild of a moose

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.

Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

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