peachy-poe

an entertaining and childish, though somewhat suggestive, term for the male penis; originating, perhaps, as an adaption of the term "peach pole," where "peach" is used both as a descriptive term for the peach fuzz appearance of pubic hair around a man's pole and as a reference to the heterosexual placement of a man'spole into a woman's peach

"Matt, I want to ride your peachy-poe when you get home from work!"

burdocks

playful term of endearment for one's plump buttocks

"Matt, my body aches from all the walking we did today - will you please rub my burdocks?"