Hypodermic Sally

Hypodermic Sally, also known as Sally McKenna is a ghost trapped in The Cortez which is James Patrick March’s property which is very haunted (mostly by the people who died there, there souls are somewhat trapped in there), is portrayed by hot momma Sarah Paulson.

Hypodermic Sally, please step on me.

PaulsonSexual

Refers to a person who is only sexually attracted to Sarah Paulson.

I’m so gay for Sarah Paulson, I’m really PaulsonSexual.

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is god to all of us, she is kind, beautiful, and mostly hot, she’s very short (not really, 5’2 isn’t bad right?) but she has a BIGGGGGG heart.

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is the best.

The countess

The countess is a vampire in American Horror Story and she’s hot, she is portrayed by a more hotter person, Lady Gaga.

I love The Countess, she hot af.

Bette and Dot

Bette and Dot is Siamese twins, portrayed by Sarah Paulson a.k.a. the hottest woman alive.

I wanna marry Bette and Dot.