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Sarah Smiles

A song by Panic! at the Disco about Brendon Urie's wife. Also what I convinced all my teachers to call me at school.

Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn't care,
She lives in her world, so unaware.
Does she know that my destiny lies with her?

by Sarah Smiles January 15, 2019


National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019