asda arse

The bum on a woman men want to pat.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.

Since Julie had liposuction, all the guys think she's got an Asda Arse

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tramp's truffles

discarded chips/french fries

salad dodger : If you don't want those tramp's truffles, pass them over here.

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NYPD Blue

Sex, where the girl is in the postion of someone being frisked by New York's finest, against the wall or on the bonnet of a car

I got NYPD Blue'd last night

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owner operator

A knight who wields his pork sword for his own pleasure, not for fair maidens; a wanker

Keith's the biggest owner operator I've ever met

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Zook

A poncy hairdresser's 4x4.
Short for Suzuki

That Zook's got more accessories than a tart's handbag, and it still couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.

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