Khawed

To be simultaneously cowed and awed into silence by the audacious stupidity of an obviously ridiculous argument. Usually a result of making the mistake of taking an ignorant, mentally ill cow seriously on the Internet.

People on Twitter think they win the debate because their opponents are khawed into submission and they take stunned silence as a win.

When she started arguing for secular Islamic fundamentalism, I was khawed by the brain damage necessary to believe such a thing.

VPILF

A twist on MILF, VPILF stands for Vice President I'd Like to Fuck. Came into use after former beauty queen Governor Sarah Palin was selected as the Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican party.

The naughty librarian look totally qualifies her as a VPILF.