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Paid every 2 weeks, this means into the 2nd week, the payees are beginning to feel the pinch of not budgeting their 2 week pay to last 2 weeks....
One Dude to Another: Getting paid E2W sux!
Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.
Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.
32π 2π
Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
50π 7π
The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.
Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?
Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
66π 19π
The type of swimming pool that attracts hot chicks a/k/a pussies to a pool party or to hang out by the pool. Pools with built in spas, custom shapes, fountains, waterfalls, water slides, built in wave action or hotel or resort pools with different themes are especially known to attract pussies.
One guy to another: Danny is having a pool party at his place Saturday nite
Another: Major pussy pool! There will definitely be plenty of hot pussy action at his party.
37π 6π
Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
61π 23π
Overhand motion vs. regular underhand motion for masturbation. Often done just to 'mix it up' when jacking off.
Girl to Another: I caught my boyfriend jerking off, it was like gross. He was doing it like this (girl imitates motion). What does that mean?
Another: Nothing, it's just the reverse tug, guys love playing with their dicks, any way they can, as much as they can.
45π 5π
An anorexic vegetarian for whom vegetarianism is just another way to obsess about their eating habits and to justify their denial of eating foods to themselves or in front of other people.
The true sign of an anorexitarian is instead of saying: "Two slices of pizza has more calories than I eat in a week" - the anorexitarian will say: "I cannot eat this black olive and spinach pizza because the pizzeria does not have a separate pizza oven for vegetarian or vegan pies. Pepperoni may have touched my pizza."
17π 1π