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Turbo Pussy

A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.

Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!

by SarasPlayroom.com July 3, 2009

75πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Scary Grapefruits

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.

The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!

by SarasPlayroom.com May 16, 2009

65πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


OQWM

Acronym for OLD QUEER WITH MONEY. Targets for young gay males and gay hustlers who want the Old Queer's Money and will do what it takes sexually to get it. The Old Queers are usually perceived to be easy marks, are submissive or bottoms. They often have toupees, fake and bake tans, get bad plastic surgeries or too much botox in trying to retain their fleeting and far gone youthful looks, but the OQWM love and crave the attention of the 20-something gayboys. Often synonymous with OLD QUEEN WITH MONEY.

I heard these 3 guys at the gaybar talking about this OQWM. They were going to drop by his house the next day, hang out at the pool, have some drinks and the OQ was boing to pay to blow them all.

by SarasPlayroom.com June 12, 2009

54πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Service Male

A sexual service male, must be well hung and hot looking. Does not need to have money or a good job, just be good in bed. Women of all ages use service males for hot sex, but have no plans to enter into relationships with them. In the hierarchy of males, the service male is between the alpha male and beta male.

Women use service males as life-sized dildos. Service males are only good for one thing! Sexual service.

by SarasPlayroom.com February 22, 2009

103πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Boobzookas

Large Breasts!

One dude to Another: Catch the boobzookas on that chick.

Another: Real or fake boobzookas, that is the question.

by SarasPlayroom.com June 15, 2010

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fan of Tan

Primarily UK Slang for a girl or Size Queen (referring to the fan in the definition) who prefers larger cocks of tan color and who absolutely doesn't go for small white ones. The tan color refers to mixed race men. The fan doesn't go for the darker black men (well at least not yet).

Girl #1: Did you see how that blondie eyed up the place looking for some steaming hot mocha latte?

Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.

Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.

Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.

Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.

by SarasPlayroom.com May 15, 2010

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

by SarasPlayroom.com June 30, 2009

64πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž