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DoomDar

The innate intuition of impending Doom that a person feels before the Event of Doom actually occurs. Operates at the same intuitive level as GayDar and GameDar.

Dude #1: Didn't you feel any sense of doom in your marriage before you were served with Divorce Papers?

Dude #2: No man I tell you it was out of the blue

Dude #1: Your DoomDar is non-operational

by SarasPlayroom.com December 11, 2009

26πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Expiration Date

When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.

Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.

by SarasPlayroom.com February 23, 2009

86πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Pussy Ring Toss

When girls try to throw their pussies at men who they perceive to have a reason to be the object of Pussy Ring Toss. This could be anything from the men having large amounts of money, to being in a famous or infamous rock band, to rappers, actors, athletes, to men who are rumored to have large penises. Based on the backyard ring toss game.

Girl #1: Did you see all the girls playing Pussy Ring Toss near the Tour Bus?

Girls #2: Yeah, the Tour Manager was checking IDs making sure the Pussy Ring Tossers were old enough to play then only the hottest of the hotties were allowed on the bus.

by SarasPlayroom.com February 1, 2010

27πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Clickster

Someone with way too much time on their hands who gets a cheap thrill by clicking on Google Adsense, Google Adword and other Sponsored Ads on searches and websites that he knows will cost that company a paid click even tho he has no intention of checking out the site or the product. Especially likes to click on sites belonging to larger companies or porn sites, with the click representing a little f*ck you to that company.

When a clickster has nothing better to do, a clickster does random Google searches and clicks on the paid ads to cost those companies a few cents each.

by SarasPlayroom.com August 31, 2009

48πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bussers

High School kids who have to ride the bus, whose parents are too poor to buy them a car, and who have no friends with cars. Hence called 'bussers'. Looked down at by those who have cars to drive to school. Often lumped into the overall term: Baggers and Bussers

One high school kid to another: Here come the bussers. (as a bus empties students in front of a school)

Another: Mommy and Daddy are too poor to buy them cars.

by SarasPlayroom.com July 13, 2009

60πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Pin Lips

Tight, thin lips, usually creating a pained, fake smile. Women especially celebrities might seek lip plumping injections to remedy pin lips, only to end up with hideous trout pouts.

She's got pin lips, I wouldn't know where her lips even begin if she wasn't wearing lipstick. I'm surprised she hasn't had them injected except there isn't much to work with!

by SarasPlayroom.com November 25, 2009

35πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Bachelor Plate

Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.

This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.

One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.

Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.

Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)

Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!

Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.

by SarasPlayroom.com July 17, 2009

65πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž