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A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
11π 3π
When you rub the last of the coke powder into your gums....
After you rub crumbs into your gums, they get a little numb....
61π 10π
A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools
Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
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A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
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Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!
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A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.
72π 8π
Speaking in Texting Language or Texting itself.
Text-ese will soon become a language unto itself and will leave those behind who do not know how to use text-ese or know what the acronyms and slang mean.
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