Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

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J.O.E.

Acronym for Jerk Off Encouragement

Guys often use phone sex or porn for J.O.E. (jerk off encouragement)

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Bi Harder

The attempts of girls who aren't bi, but pretend to be bi to get more attention from guys, especially evident in their Myspace and Facebook photos where they are kissing / making out with other girls or when they go to parties and clubs and dance provocatively or kiss or make out with girls. They have no intention of doing anything more 'bi' than that or getting into a bi relationship. They are only into attracting attention to themselves.

Guy #1: Is very girl at this club tonite bi?

Guy #2: Hawwwttt!

Guy #3: Nah, they're not bi, they're just bi harder.

Guy #2: Well it's still hawwwttt!

Guy #3: Yeah well good luck getting any, it's all a show.
They won't deliver.

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Pinballs

These accompany a Pindick (a/k/a Pin Dick), meaning tiny balls the size of pinballs from a pinball machine.

Girl on Beach: I cannot look at that guy in the Speedo.

2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!

Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame

2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.

Girl: Time for shades.

2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore

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Fan of Tan

Primarily UK Slang for a girl or Size Queen (referring to the fan in the definition) who prefers larger cocks of tan color and who absolutely doesn't go for small white ones. The tan color refers to mixed race men. The fan doesn't go for the darker black men (well at least not yet).

Girl #1: Did you see how that blondie eyed up the place looking for some steaming hot mocha latte?

Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.

Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.

Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.

Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.

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Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen

Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

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Hash Tag Whore

On Twitter, a Hash Tag (#) Whore is a Twitter user who places a hash tag in front of nearly every word in their tweets in an attempt to get as much attention as possible

One Girl to Another: Check out the Tweet from Zoe!

Tweet: goin 2 tha #club 2nite #getwild #getcrazy imma wearin my #sessy #dress from #forever21

Another: What a Hash Tag Whore!

Girl: She totally needs to lay off the hash tags

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