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A dominant bitchy bossy girl who makes sure that she gets men to spend a lot of cash on her, this could be on dates or shopping. This could also be an aspect of financial domination where the bossy girl makes demands that money be spent on her or she will drop the wallet guy like a hot potato. Sometimes, the wallet raper will take the wallet, look thru the credit cards, count the cash and decide where the shopping will take place, and how much cash will be spent on her or taken by her.
The wallet raper made sure that she forced her wimpy date to take her to the most expensive restaurant in town, ordered the most expensive bottle of wine, then they went to the casino where she made him give her cash so she could gamble with it.
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Text-ese for Too Fucking Funny
Texter: We made the frat pledges do the Double Dutch Rudder on each other, then we tossed the first rudder cummer
Response: OMG LMAO 2FF
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A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Ho's (girls) who get fake spray-on 'orange' tans the same color as the skin of the Oompa Loompas from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Often when Oompa Loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the Ooompa Loompa song. Celebrity ho's are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.
One Dude to Another: Check out the Oompa Loompas coming out of the tanning salon.
Damn: They are looking pretty orange.
One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.
Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
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A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.
Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!
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Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge
The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek
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Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
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