Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

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Pussy Pool

The type of swimming pool that attracts hot chicks a/k/a pussies to a pool party or to hang out by the pool. Pools with built in spas, custom shapes, fountains, waterfalls, water slides, built in wave action or hotel or resort pools with different themes are especially known to attract pussies.

One guy to another: Danny is having a pool party at his place Saturday nite

Another: Major pussy pool! There will definitely be plenty of hot pussy action at his party.

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First Time Factor

The heightened arousal factor from a sexual experience with someone the first time, that usually wanes thereafter

Girl #1: I'm getting bored with JP

Girl #2: You've only been with him three times!

Girl #1: I know, but everything after the first time is a downhill slide

Girl #2: You should just do one-nite stands then if you only get off on the First Time Factor

Girl #1: Yeah maybe

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Cumquick

A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.

One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.

Another: NFW (no f*cking way)

Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes

Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.

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Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.

Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.

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Striking White Oil

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming

One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....

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E2W

Paid every 2 weeks, this means into the 2nd week, the payees are beginning to feel the pinch of not budgeting their 2 week pay to last 2 weeks....

One Dude to Another: Getting paid E2W sux!

Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.

Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.

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