Bachelor Plate

Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.

This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.

One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.

Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.

Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)

Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!

Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.

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Beef Trombone

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

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ETW

Text-ese for ENJOY THE WEEKEND

Texter to another: TGIF!

Another: ETW!

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Barbie Bleach

Bleach used to turn girls hair an unnatural Barbie blonde. This can be seen especially in photos of girls on Myspace, Facebook and porn sites and in clubs and college campuses and on the beach.

One Dude to Another: You could smell the Barbie Bleach at the club last nite, it was just like Attack of the Barbies!

Another: Blonde Zombies! Did you get laid?

Dude: Unfortunately, no, they were just into trying to out-hot each other.

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wallet raper

A dominant bitchy bossy girl who makes sure that she gets men to spend a lot of cash on her, this could be on dates or shopping. This could also be an aspect of financial domination where the bossy girl makes demands that money be spent on her or she will drop the wallet guy like a hot potato. Sometimes, the wallet raper will take the wallet, look thru the credit cards, count the cash and decide where the shopping will take place, and how much cash will be spent on her or taken by her.

The wallet raper made sure that she forced her wimpy date to take her to the most expensive restaurant in town, ordered the most expensive bottle of wine, then they went to the casino where she made him give her cash so she could gamble with it.

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Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

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Land Yachts

Upscale mobile homes, usually esconced in coastal or other upscale area trailer parks, i.e. NOT in trailer trash locations.

Paradise Cove in Malibu is loaded with million dollar plus Land Yachts.

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