cofficted

Someone who's addicted to coffee.

Kristen: I need coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Dana: You drank at least one gallon of coffee today. Calm down..
Kristen: ...
Dana: You're so cofficted.

wreepy

When something's weird and creepy at the same time.

Mike: Have you heard Chum Drum Bedrum?

Dave: Yes I have, that dude and the song are so weird and creepy.
Mike: Yup, wreepy as hell.

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sml

So much love

Jena: Josh, sweety, can you please pass me Reese's?
Josh: Sure, honey bee. Here you are.
Ben: Aaaaw, sml.

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