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Ivan Moody

An incredibly sexy man who just so happens to be the vocalist of Five Finger Death Punch. His voice is like butter that melts in your ears.

"Ivan Moody is one of the coolest singers out there today!"

by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

24👍 15👎


Bioshock 2

Amazing sequel to Bioshock. Have fun experiencing the story of a life time whilst running around as a Big Daddy and kicking major ass. One of the greatest games ever.

"Dude, Bioshock 2 was even more amazing than the first!"

by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

6👍 2👎


Zoltan Bathory

The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.

"Zoltan Bathory writes some of the tastiest riffs I've ever heard."

by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

5👍 3👎


Dovahkiinites

A disease in which your cough becomes powerful enough to kill someone.

My Dovahkiinites is a real pain in the ass!

by Saruman's Army February 6, 2015


slendering

A form of dieting in which the end goal is to look like Slenderman.

My slendering is going great!

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

6👍 3👎


smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015


Jack the Ass Ripper

Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.

Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.

by Saruman's Army February 6, 2015

15👍 2👎