A balless mike

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.

Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.

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Widdershins

Everything that can go wrong does. Things that happen in reverse. Backwards, counter clockwise. Like a tornado being turned inside out. Witch lingo.

I am the Queen of Widdershins!

The day was bad and then whiddershins hit.

The witch did the spell but didn't realize she managed to commit widdershins.

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