Grim Reaper

A Grim Reaper is the kinky fore-play act of a man doing a handstand, while the female grabs his scrotum, and then pulls it up and over his asshole. Called a Grim Reaper because of the immense pain it causes to the receiving party, while also making a Scythe like motion of the scrotum.

Also called "Getting Grim" or just "The Reaper" for short.

Ed- "Hey Ben, I really want to try something funky and new out with Cassady, should I let her give me the Grim Reaper?"

Ben- "Don't fear the Reaper"

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White Girl Wasted

H20

Its good to get White Girl Wasted on H20

Asshole Roadblock

When you're driving on a two or more lane road and the cars in front of you are going the exact or close to exact same speed, causing a very annoying vehicular roadblock.

(on the phone) "I'll be there soon, i'm just waiting for this damn asshole roadblock to clear up!"

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Worm Eater

1. A lowly individual who scours the bottom of the social hierarchy, consuming worms as they are unable to attain anything better. Often used to describe someone so undeserving and pitiful that even worms become a luxury to them.
2. A person so irrelevant and insignificant that their main diet consists of worms, the lowest form of sustenance.
3. Someone with tastes so unrefined, they'd happily dine on worms.

Only a worm eater would think that's a good idea."

"He's such a worm eater, always settling for the absolute worst."

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

Beeratorium

At a party, the beeratorium is the place where you want to be. Usually centered around a keg if available. The beeratorium is where the life of the party is at and everyone generally goes to get frisky and super trashed.

"Kevin! You're needed at the BEERATORIUM!"

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Giving Bass

Giving Bass

When a person starts to pump their ass at someone, usually within a foot or closer of that person, while either they themselves or a companion makes a ghetto bass sound to the beat of the pumping ass. Usually before giving bass its polite to ask "Would you like some bass?" or "Want some bass?" to which, regardless of yes, no, or excuse me answer they get some hawt bass action.

Giving bass is just as good!

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