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Real Sex

The act of never inserting penis or getting naked

I had real sex yesterday

by SassyBoyoooo July 13, 2020

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Boomer Humor Tumor

When a boomer makes a joke that is really bad. So bad infact, you feel sick... You say you have a Boomer Humor Tumor.

Dad: Hey son what're you doing?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.

Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?

by SassyBoyoooo December 2, 2020

10👍 2👎


Doctor Balls Dickington

A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional

I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington

by SassyBoyoooo July 13, 2020


CEO of Sex

A sexy & confident individual with the swagger of a God. They is the shit of fuck, They does not own testicoils or teslacoils. They do not hesitate to be themselves and do not care what puny peasants think of their pissing skills.

Daniel is the CEO of Sex, I mean just look at the way he walks and talks to people. Dude owns the world.

by SassyBoyoooo September 28, 2021

19👍 138👎


Gandalf Piss Challenge

when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.

I was competing in the Gandalf Piss Challenge

by SassyBoyoooo July 13, 2020


chinafit

A way people trick others into putting their nuts into the other's mouth. They say "Bro you heard about Chinafit?" and if they fall for it, the rest is history.

Chinafit these nuts in your mouth.

by SassyBoyoooo September 28, 2021