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The ultimate retribution when you piss someone off.
"Dave, you just shagged my mom. I'm gonna put you into a world of pain."
All Day Pajama Syndrome: Dubiously scientific name for the trend of wearing pajamas all day long, and in public.
50 or more moms gathered at the school gate every day to drop off their kids and every one of them suffered from ADPS.
Vagina, Minge, Snatch, Ghastly Gully. You get the picture.
I rode my baloney pony into her furry furrow.
Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.
"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"
...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.
"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"
The year England won the World Cup. Ingurland!!
England won the World Cup in 1966. They beat West Germany 4-2 at Wembley Stadium. They think it's all over...it is now!
Jumping into UD Talk, usually as a n00b, and bugging the shit out of people to Accept / Thumb Up your def. Duller than dull, but sadly no longer a feature of life here since Aaron took Talk off-line after a nasty vermin infestation from "Up North".
"If anyone see this def I wrote - "Mexican Anteater Carl Flambe" - would you guys, like, vote for it? It totally cracks me and my buddy up".
No, Paul, that's Whoring the Def. Ta ta.