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n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".
"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"
Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.
"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain".
"Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".
To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.
Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.
n. When you're dating someone but, frankly, there's nothing there. You're just going through the motions, passing the time and waiting for something better to come along. Don't even ask about the sex.
Pete and Jordan don't look too happy together.
Damn right - it's the nomance of the century.
Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.
"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."
To display staggeringly daring rudeness and / or cheek. First Cousin to balls of brass.
"Jason had the brass neck to ask for the promotion even though we all knew he was a slacker".
A romantic thing for with midgets, dwarves, little people etc.
Why is Damon dating that chick from Accounts? She's only 4' 8"!
He loves short women - it's a lowmance thing. He's so lowmantic.