5-11

That need to shit. Makes it sound more appropriate.

"Man, I've got 5-11 like you would NOT believe"

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Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

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Meeker

A blow-job that's particularly messy or painful, because the ho that's doing it doesn't know what she's doing.

"Damn some little girl the other day gave me a Meeker. Ignorant bitch."

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Crazimus

A young man named David Sawdey, but only when his hair is jelled and swirly.

"Hey Crazimus, what's up?

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P-dub

Slang for PW, meaning pitching wedge. High angled club used in golf for short chips or in bunkers.

Damn, in the sand. Caddy, will you hand me my P-dub?

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Plumage

Facial Hair. Pubes don't count.

Damn how old is Chris Pearson? That hairless little monkey can't even sprout any plumage!

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Owned

An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.

Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.

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