5-11

That need to shit. Makes it sound more appropriate.

"Man, I've got 5-11 like you would NOT believe"

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Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

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Pap Tats

The way a New York City cab driver says Pop Tarts.

Yo, git in da damn cah. An' bring wonna dem Pap Tats wit'cha.

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Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

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Meeker

A blow-job that's particularly messy or painful, because the ho that's doing it doesn't know what she's doing.

"Damn some little girl the other day gave me a Meeker. Ignorant bitch."

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P-dub

Slang for PW, meaning pitching wedge. High angled club used in golf for short chips or in bunkers.

Damn, in the sand. Caddy, will you hand me my P-dub?

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Crazimus

A young man named David Sawdey, but only when his hair is jelled and swirly.

"Hey Crazimus, what's up?

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