Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

Belize

A term started by AMC's popular drama Breaking Bad, meaning a lighter, less dark, way to describe someone's death.

Guy 1 "Have you given any thought to... .sending him on a trip to Belize?"
Guy 2 "Belize?"
Guy 3 "You know that place where (insert dead guy) went."

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