Pink Crayon

When your horny ass dog has a giant woody

Kenton: What the fuck is that?! Is that his... Erection?

Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch

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rosuke

A racial slur used by the Japanese to define a russian

Japanese man: Why is that stupid Russian "rosuke" In our country?

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morning vin

When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath

Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.

Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"

Savage Cucumber

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand

Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"

Dat boi

That frog lookin ass boi. He is the shit, and the only reason to live.

Laron: yo is that "dat boi"?

DeShawn: oh ya dawg that's definitely him. Only cool niggas where crocs on they feet

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Dumpster Hoe

A nasty skank that you recently broke up with, and is now dating your best bro

Tyrone: hey man is that your old hoe over there hugging DeShawn? Didn't you just dump her sorry ass?

LeMarcus: Ya that's her. It's only been 3 days and she already slipping tongue with Deshawn

Tyrone: Deshawn is just picking up your old trash fam. She is a real "Dumpster Hoe".

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"