A Casper

When you wipe your Butt and there is nothing on the toilet paper.

I just took a Casper and didn't have to wash my hands.

Fopip

Fear of Pooping in public

I can't use the bathroom at work, I have Fopip

Fopip

Fear of pooping in public. The fear of using public Toilets

I have to leave the bar, I have fopip
I've had a stomach ache all day at work, due to fopip

Rupert

British Army slang for an Officer, but particularly an Officer that is upper-middle class or above, and has a total lack of skill or common-sense.

What!?! Leiutenent Grundy got his platoon lost again!?! Typical bloody Rupert...

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mong

Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!

"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"

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