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when the penis is smaller than the ball sac. It is if the penis never grew from when he was born but the ball sac did.
Small penis, big sac.
Girl 1: OMG, last night I was going down on Mike for the first time but I had to stop before it even began.
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: He's got a baby dick no bigger than a jolly rancher.
Girl 2: Oh, that shit is tiny!!!
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When a person passes out for about an hour due to heavy drinking and a very little amount of sleep, then wakes back up and starts drinking again with more enthusiasm then before.
Dude 1: Man I totally thought Johnny was done for tonight.
Dude 2: Yeah, me to but he pulled a pass and rally and is good to go.
Johnny: What's up, lets chug some beers!!!!
The cream of the crop; the best of the best.
Dude 1: Dude, do you play Halo 3?
Dude 2: Yeah dude I'm 4 pro.
Dude 1: What do you mean 4 pro?
Dude 2: Dude I can't even play with the pros, they pay me not to play I'm so good.
a phrase commonly used when something doesn't work out the way you wanted or you get totally screwed over.
Dude 1: Did you hear that Larry got a promotion after that last project?
Dude 2: Dude, balls in my teeth, I did most of the work for that shit, god just balls in my teeth.
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Beyond cool; something so sweet, so ridiculously awesome that it can only be better if it actually had a tail.
Dude: That 1080 double back-flip handstand was amazing with a tail.
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An abbreviation of Original Gay Gangsters, a gang composed of entirely gay men from the mean streets.
Dude 1: Whats up with those guys over there?
Dude 2: Oh, they are just some OGGs.
Dude 1: What are OGGs?
Dude 2: They are Original Gay Gangsters, they would just as much want to pop a dude in the ass with their penis, as much they would want to pump some dude's stomach full of lead.
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A person who is all of the following: handicapped, a faggot, and a nigger.
Dude 1: Dude check out that nigger in that wheelchair hitting on those guys!
Dude 2: He's such a handifagger!!
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