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Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
When you do a poo whilst swimming
I was in the swimming lane at the local pool and launched a torpoodo on my 10 lap
When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal
Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal
The chimney created by your shirt that allows poo air to hit you in the face when you are doing a shit
Just went and did a shit and God damn my poo chimney was pungent