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Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
Are you an actual idiot? All a tea drinker is, is someone that drinks tea.
Get life
Get a boyfriend or girlfriend
Spend time with your family
Cause clearly you have no life if you are looking up what a tea drinker is!
"I'm a tea drinker, I like to drink tea"
"Duh, of course you do. You are English after all"
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Kyle is a ginger boy who's bitch is a Jewish girl
It is just Kyle and his jew against the world
Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?
Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew
Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'
Kyle:
Yes
*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*
Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d
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A guy that loves his Jewish girls
He loves to make Jewish girls horny and make them constantly wank over him cause he knows they have no control over him
Kyle:
I love me some Jewish girls
Every Jewish girl he has gone out with:
Yeah we know and we love you too, you are such a Jewish lover