Pits of Death

Someones eyes that look like black holes, because the eye sockets are so deep.

My mate after a night out, well any night on which he has stayed up past 10pm. His eyes dissolve into his head and he goes temporarily blind, then passes out. What a lightweight.

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Puttie knob

Flaccid penis.

When my mate is on drugs and he goes to a knocking shop but cant get it up.

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Bins boy

A dirty waster of a human being.

My mate, who sits in his lounge spitting out bits of his dinner which have got stuck in his teeth. As if he is living in a bin.

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