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Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.
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1. A loudmouth braggart who denies even the most obvious and undeniable truths as long as it makes them look good. A douche bag.
2. A micro-penis
1. Speaker: "I've been saying the earth is flat FOREVER. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Flat, flat, flat. I hope the Dems drive right of the edge."
Reporter: "Wow, what a trump this guy is!"
Lady Olena Tyrell: "Jeoffrey really was a trump."
2. Hooker: "Ok honey, take off those pants and let's....aww, what a cute little trump you've got! I can barely see it. Let me get my glasses."
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