Spoon

Spoon is an insult from New Zealand, with a similar meaning to numpty, egg, or dick. If someone calls you a spoon it pretty much means you're being a bit of a dumbass, idiot, clown or a dick. If you are called a spoon you should either stop what youre doing, or defend yourself by calling them an insut bearing a similar meaning e.g. egg or dick.

"Aw you fuckin' spoon, you dropped my maccas!"
"Don't call me a fuckin' spoon, you dick"

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