Intumescent

Substances which swell as a result of heat exposure thus increasing in volume and decreasing in density.

When Ken said intumescent in the office we thought he made up another word.

Derek thinks the definition describes his dong.

Passhole

Someone who will take a “pass” on a mandatory list meant to spread the work. Essentially an asshole that takes a pass causing an inconvenience to others.

Did you see the civic center sign up list? He passed again this month! What a passhole!