Family Dan

A pal who happily comes on holiday with your wife and kids.

Seen that family with two dads over there?

Nah man, one’s a Family Dan!

Dunnock

A family man A Dunnock who allows an another man A Cuckoo into his family unit. The Cuckoo then takes the children as his own.

Seen Wilson lately ?
Yeah man, he let Darn in and he’s been replaced, raising his kids n all.

Wilson’s a right Dunnock, been Cuckooed big time.