shaftian

A horrible used car sales man.

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

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shrine

1. The tomb of a venerated person, such as a saint.
2. A place at which devotion is paid to a venerated person.

I would go party, but I'm busy building a shrine to Ronald Reagan in my backyard.

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toneage

To imply a tone or attitude in conversation.

Hey, watch your tonage...

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ghetto booty

best lookin booty out there

Anna S. got a ghetto booty look at it mmmmmmm yum

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furlake

No actual meaning, came from made by Kate who saw a girl with flakey skin, and said furlake....

has stuck since....

Furlake Of Coolness

Furlake Of Shit!!

etc etc

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

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be seeing you!

A phrase of parting taken from the 1960's television series 'The Prisoner', and still in use today. Accompanied by making a circle with one's thumb and index finger, touching it to the forehead and giving a curt salute with the hand. Those in the know usually reply with the response from the series: "And you!"

"be seeing you!"
"and you!"

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