Scafes

Scafes, a sexually transmitted disease that causes phalic shrinking and homosexuality in males but in females causes vomiting and loss of attraction to all men.

Girl 1: BLRAAAHHGR!!!
Girl 2: are you okay? You've been vomiting all day.
Girl 1: I'm not sure, i feel completely repulsed by men and I don't know why.
Girl 2: you should go to your doctor right away! It sounds like a bad case of the scafes!