Nothanksgiven

Word to express the discontent felt by native americans or americans descending from enslaved Africans.

I'm gonna volunteer at a soup kitchen and eat only tofu on my nothanksgiven holiday!

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OpenOrifice

Synonym for boring yet free of charge open source software named OpenOffice, alternative to the much shitter MS Office, offering functions that should of course have been preprogrammed into any OS in the first place.

Is that an OpenOrifice file or did you squirt it out of MS Orifice?

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pwnageddon

1. Being completely dominated by an artificial intelligence that has stronger forces and superior strategies: When red conquers blue and you lose to AI.

Leet-speak slang. See pwn.

2. Possible future scenario for when AI finally outsmarts you and make you pay for all the bots you smashed while playing computer games.

A1: Robots attack!! HELP!

A2: pwnageddon!!1!

B1: DIE HUMANS!! LOL!

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Fixoir

Derived from the pseudofrench word Pissoir:

Any publicly accessible restroom or toilet in any urban area where drug addicts can do their thing unattended while leaving the usual mess of needles and hepatitis infected blood stains.

figːswɑː

Question: I really need to go. Is this the way to the restroom?

Response: Sorry, it's not a toilet. It's a fixoir! You don't want to go there, trust me! Go in your pants or find a quiet spot.

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MS Orifice

Synonym for overpriced and widely hated software program MS Office, offering functions that should of course have been preprogrammed into any OS and free of charge in the first place.
Hopefully soon to become abandonware thanks to open source software OpenOrifice (Open Office).

Is that an OpenOrifice file or did you squirt it out of MS Orifice?

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TVlization

tee:vee:lie:say:shon

1: When the majority of a group attempt to behave as the actors they see on TV, even when not watching.

2: 21st century development of Human Civilization expanding in the "Western hemisphere".

3: The act of promoting a particular concept of civilization to disbelievers through the use of televised propaganda.

A: "Obesity is the signature of TVlizations."

B: "This show is the dawn of a new TVlization!"

C: "Prepare to invade Earth right after the TVlization of the native fauna has drained their minds."