Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

Fornicathion

During coitus you whisper in her ear but it has to be in either Mike Tyson’s voice or a otherwise discernible lisp which gives the impression of forced entry

Yufs gunnath takes that dicths...Yufs derthy bithich. I luvs tha fornicathion with the wemens