shlmini

Used to describe a very small penis. Opposite of shlong.

I accidently walked in on my dad in the shower this morning, it wasn't pretty, you could only just see his shlmini, and I still voilently vomitted.

Shampoo

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'

i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo

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