fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

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777

Permissions level for a file in UNIXwhich allows anyone to read, execute, or write to that file. Simply put - any schmoe can look at and change the file. A bad idea if the file is, or may someday become, even remotely important or senstive.

Executed at the command line as "chmod 777 <filename>"

"Have you gone mad, Carl?!" Thad screeched, "'chmod 777 /etc/password 'is like walking into Compton buck naked, covered in swastikas, with hundred dollar bills taped to your dick!"

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man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.

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crystal methalicious

Said of anything which is very addictive, but not necessarily good for you.

"Have you played City of Heroes? It's crystal methalicious."

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roll out some fiber

Defecating. Typically used by persons in the telecommunications industry. Rolling out fiber usually denotes laying a line of fiber optic cable for voice or data networks.

"Oof. No more Taco Bell for this boy. I gotta go roll out some fiber."

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chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

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