minge

A dirty filthy pussy! the total opposite to a peach!

Notice the word MING in MINGe....

i went down on this bird she had a right minge, made me barf

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amber michaels

Fucking hot pornstar......

Someone - you know Amber Michaels..

Someone else - Yeah shes that fucking hot pornstar!

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twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!

"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!

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twat rod

Term used to replace the word penis!

"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"

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