Random
Source Code
Random
To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off
Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed
Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog
3👍 6👎
The complete opposite of Hate Mail Mate Mail is either a letter or an email from your best friends.
I turned on my computer today and had a ton of Mate Mail waiting for me
3👍 1👎
To make oneself, another person, or an object resemble something or someone from the television show Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Man: hey, you look just like Sarah Michelle Gellar
Woman: Yes, I Buffyfied myself
3👍 5👎
An acronym of the term "Dumb As Shit But Fucking Gorgeous"
wow, that girlfriend of mine is DASBFG
a pair of massive wangers or breasts which hang at a disturbingly low altitude. usually drooping somewhere around her stomach, or in severe cases, around her knees.
Wow, did you see the dangly wangers on that 83 year old nun?
2👍 2👎
a quality come back when "get fucked" just won't do
BEN: Hey, I banged your girlfriend last night
TOM: Suck my turd dude
14👍 4👎