A defenseman in hockey who does absolutely nothing except for standing in front of the opposing teamâs offense when they are on a breakaway hoping that they run into him so it looks like heâs actually doing something productive when in reality he should be a grocery stick because he is ass at everything else.
Matthias: GRADY! STOP STANDING AT THE BLUE LINE LIKE A FUCKING PYLON AND START DOING SHIT!
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