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When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.
Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.
A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.
Pilfer Pirate ð¦ stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.
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A place of extraordinary things and such. Where everything is exactly what it is except your to high to believe it and everything seems a bit weird. Except for the sex stuff there definitely some weird sex stuff. Plus snacks
At Weirdsville last night I'm not sure if I had sex before or after I had a snack or at least I think I had a snack.
A grandfather who tucks his genitals because he's transgender and now wants you to refer to him as your grandma or nanna.
Nantucket really went all out with the strawberry ð hard candies in the purse.
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On a religious journey to Pilfer as much as the Lord will allow.
Wes was on a pilfgrimage for God and Country.