software engineer

Euphemism for unemployed. It's a useful title to give women in clubs instead of admitting that you spend all day playing Xbox games. Many people think software engineers make a lot of money.

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sure, what's your name and what do you do?"
"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
"Oh, really!"

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splib

Derogatory term for African-Americans that also includes a back-handed compliment on someone's exemplary skills.

That splib knocked me out with one punch.
as opposed to:
That nigga couldn't hit me if he tried.

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The

Slang: used as an article when it's not necessary for extra slovenlyness and that ESL feel.

The George went on with his bad self.
That club is the real though.

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schmucky

Yiddish slang relating to the penis.

You schmuck, you're a schmuck. You fucking schmucky schmuck.

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bizzly

Form of bitch.

Shut the fuck up bizzly ass bitch.

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