Hardscope

Something kids get way to angry about in Modern Warfare 2.

Randy: (watches killcam) O MY GOD YOU WOULD HARDSCOPE YOU UBER EPIC ULTRA MEGA-n0000b!!!

Darian: Calm down dude...

Randy: TOGGLE MUTE!

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Try Soft

When someone tries really hard to achieve an erection, but comes up short (no pun intended)

also known as a failcid

Andrew Holderman is the new Try Soft at Eaton High School

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Lipscomb

v. A forceful punch/kick-spasm applied adamantly with exuberant ferociousness, yet subtle finesse. Aforementioned attack shall be delivered in the joint area located directly between the femur and the fibula, also known as the anterior cruciate ligament.

For best results, use ninja-like stealth and extreme precision. Approach your victims hindquarters and deliver the swift blow. This shall render your enemy indefinitely incapable of remaining upright.

Coined at the turn of the 21st century (circa 2002), this term was commonly associated and later named after the infamous Ohio resident and socialite, Travis Lipscomb. Travis was attributed this colloquial term due to a flesh eating virus he contracted, causing a potent stench of feces to arise from his knee area, and into the unsuspecting nostrils of millions. Thus, the name was born.

See also double Lipscomb or Lipscombx2; a Lipscomb attack taking out BOTH knees at once, for added effect.

Pal: Hey Schnal, I was walking up the stairs yesterday and that grubber Tayler was in front of me.

Schnal: What'd you do?

Pal: I Lipscomb'd his ass, he fell right down stairs like a bag of f***ing potatoes.

Schnal: Is he okay? I'm just kidding. Who cares? Good job.

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Try Hard

Someone who puts great effort into achieving small, unimportant objectives (e.g. drop shotting to get a quick kill, studying for a quiz, etc.) and often fails in the process, thus creating more embarrassment, due to the fact that they tried incredibly hard.

Brandon Pugh is a textbook example of a try hard. He consumes his leisure hours scanning and memorizing his Physical Science textbook; he is then later scolded for knowing completely nothing about it, and failing all his quizzes. This then reduces him to a completely monotonous, often suicidal facial expression, which indeed points out his try hardness.

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Sniper Oblivion

Term used to describe snipers on Modern Warfare 2 completely unaware of nearby enemies, usually due to the fact that they are extremely hardscoping and unable to see peripherals. Sniper Oblivion is usually noticed by other team mates in Search and Destroy after one is knifed and the sniper offers no support.

Bad Kid 1: (Enters death lobby) DAMMIT that Marathon/Lightweight douchebag knifed me again, I hope Jess gets him.

Jess: (enters death lobby) aww man. Where'd he come from?

Bad Kid 2: *sighs* Sniper Oblivion dude...

Pwm

A poem that is SO epic, it pwns.

Homer's poem the Odyssey was among the greatest of all literature mankind had ever seen. It completely pwned all that was before and after it. In other words, it was a pwm.

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Neapoli-Tan

n. An embarrassing case of tan-gone-wrong, when 3 parts of your body all generate different shades of color, most notably white, pink, and brown. Often resembles vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice cream flavors, hence the name.

Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals.

The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms.

In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew sister company of video sharing site YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish Guy"

See also: Neapolitics

Drewsh: Look at the kid! He's got a red stomach, white legs, and chocolate genitals. That's a Neapoli-Tan!

Guy 1: Why were you looking at his genitals?

Guy 2: Wait. Your name's Drewsh?

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